Ted ([info]merovingian) wrote,

Response and Responsibility

My local hardware store has a little sapling out front. It's just a tiny thing, thin and fragile but healthy-looking. The first time I went to that store I put a little Chinese coin on one of the tiny branches.
The next time, when I ducked over there to buy light bulbs, I tied a ribbon on the sapling. The next time, I strung up a little silver bracelet.

Then, a week later, when I needed a stepladder, I walked to the store, and found that the sapling was festooned with decorations. Neighbors and customers had continued the trend. There were watches, rings, little statues, plastic toys, little flashing LED lights, badges and balloons, origami and macrame, drawings and doodads, hologram decals and bright paper flowers made from painted dollar bills. The sapling sparkled in the sunlight and swayed at the border between tacky and spectacular.

I asked the clerk of the hardware store about it.

"Yeah," he said, "We're actually worried it will break under the weight."

On my way out, I braced the sapling with a stick.

The next time I returned, the sapling was still healthy and well-decorated. It was augmented with a complex hydraulic system, supported by a sturdy yet graceful titanium framework, cybernetically enhanced and genetically modified.

"Hey, I know you," said the sapling as I approached, with a sweet tenor voice, rich and wise "You're the one who gave me that Chinese coin!"

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[info]marcyss

April 12 2004, 09:13:48 UTC 8 years ago

gotta love it when plants remember you.

[info]chuck_lw

April 12 2004, 09:15:57 UTC 8 years ago

Hmmm. Envisioning a genre of cyberpunk with jacked-in trees.

[info]anthologie

April 12 2004, 09:31:22 UTC 8 years ago

Awwww.

[info]inkylj

April 12 2004, 09:46:50 UTC 8 years ago

"Yeah," you said, "I see that tip about Google's IPO really paid off for you."

(PS this story is set in the future)

[info]deirdremoon

April 12 2004, 09:53:17 UTC 8 years ago

Strangely cute and heartwarming.

You *are* keeping all these posts somewhere permanent to be published as a set of obscure poetry/short stories, right?

[info]kaolinfire

April 12 2004, 10:38:33 UTC 8 years ago

ditto that.

[info]fraterrisus

April 12 2004, 10:23:04 UTC 8 years ago

actually, when we added the cybernetic intelligence into the system, we didn't have time to get the memory section working properly, so when someone approaches the hardware store, it just picks one from a list of items it's received in the past and hopes you don't remember either. you just got lucky that it picked "chinese coin" when you approached. sorry to have gotten your hopes up, but the hardware store really wanted us to work on data mining their customer database to encourage impulse buying, rather than anything that actually made the customer feel welcome.

can you tell me, though, did it ask if you wanted to buy a weed-whacker, or a garden weasel? the QA folks have been trying to track that bug down for weeks.

[info]puffpastry

April 12 2004, 12:13:07 UTC 8 years ago

"It's not such a bad tree after all. All it needs is a little love."

MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN!

:-)

[info]djinneth

April 12 2004, 15:38:10 UTC 8 years ago

This warms my sad little heart. Beautiful!

[info]dragelegard

April 12 2004, 18:37:19 UTC 8 years ago

That's just brilliant!

If, after realizing the kind of fad you've started, you took all the stuff for yourself -- would it be amoral, immoral, unethical, or not bad at all?

What if you started this fad for the sole intent of gaining material possessions? Would it be as bad, worse, or not bad at all?

What if you just took your Chinese coin back but left all of the other items?

[info]jasonwarlock

April 13 2004, 11:00:39 UTC 8 years ago

I gave this story more thought, and realized, its a decent analogy for LiveJournal. One person starts a meme, an idea, and it spreads thru their readers to others, growing and changing. Sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse, sometimes beautiful, sometimes tasteless. But it all started with one thing.

[info]tim_

April 14 2004, 18:32:12 UTC 8 years ago

This is a very cool story. I smile whenever I read it, especially the second paragraph (but I like the rest too). It brightened a bad day for me and is one of the dozen or so of your entries that I like the best. Thanks for posting it and all your other entries.

[info]romancetheclown

May 8 2004, 10:01:22 UTC 8 years ago

Not a very Zen tree

I was surprised that the tree was not a little miffed about being so weighed down with the various random accoutrement people had left with it. I mean, personally, if I were the tree, I would be annoyed that I had to hold everyone else's baggage. But maybe the tree is a martyr. . .

[info]shadwstalkr

May 22 2004, 23:27:51 UTC 8 years ago

"It's so you can pay the boatman when you get to hell!" Then you knocked him over.

Cybernetic shrubbery creep me out.
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