My local hardware store has a little sapling out front. It's just a tiny thing, thin and fragile but healthy-looking. The first time I went to that store I put a little Chinese coin on one of the tiny branches.
The next time, when I ducked over there to buy light bulbs, I tied a ribbon on the sapling. The next time, I strung up a little silver bracelet.
Then, a week later, when I needed a stepladder, I walked to the store, and found that the sapling was festooned with decorations. Neighbors and customers had continued the trend. There were watches, rings, little statues, plastic toys, little flashing LED lights, badges and balloons, origami and macrame, drawings and doodads, hologram decals and bright paper flowers made from painted dollar bills. The sapling sparkled in the sunlight and swayed at the border between tacky and spectacular.
I asked the clerk of the hardware store about it.
"Yeah," he said, "We're actually worried it will break under the weight."
On my way out, I braced the sapling with a stick.
The next time I returned, the sapling was still healthy and well-decorated. It was augmented with a complex hydraulic system, supported by a sturdy yet graceful titanium framework, cybernetically enhanced and genetically modified.
"Hey, I know you," said the sapling as I approached, with a sweet tenor voice, rich and wise "You're the one who gave me that Chinese coin!"
April 12 2004, 09:13:48 UTC 8 years ago
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April 12 2004, 09:46:50 UTC 8 years ago
(PS this story is set in the future)
April 12 2004, 09:53:17 UTC 8 years ago
You *are* keeping all these posts somewhere permanent to be published as a set of obscure poetry/short stories, right?
April 12 2004, 10:38:33 UTC 8 years ago
April 12 2004, 10:23:04 UTC 8 years ago
can you tell me, though, did it ask if you wanted to buy a weed-whacker, or a garden weasel? the QA folks have been trying to track that bug down for weeks.
April 12 2004, 12:13:07 UTC 8 years ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN!
:-)
April 12 2004, 15:38:10 UTC 8 years ago
April 12 2004, 18:37:19 UTC 8 years ago
If, after realizing the kind of fad you've started, you took all the stuff for yourself -- would it be amoral, immoral, unethical, or not bad at all?
What if you started this fad for the sole intent of gaining material possessions? Would it be as bad, worse, or not bad at all?
What if you just took your Chinese coin back but left all of the other items?
April 13 2004, 11:00:39 UTC 8 years ago
April 14 2004, 18:32:12 UTC 8 years ago
This is a very cool story. I smile whenever I read it, especially the second paragraph (but I like the rest too). It brightened a bad day for me and is one of the dozen or so of your entries that I like the best. Thanks for posting it and all your other entries.
May 8 2004, 10:01:22 UTC 8 years ago
Not a very Zen tree
I was surprised that the tree was not a little miffed about being so weighed down with the various random accoutrement people had left with it. I mean, personally, if I were the tree, I would be annoyed that I had to hold everyone else's baggage. But maybe the tree is a martyr. . .May 22 2004, 23:27:51 UTC 8 years ago
Cybernetic shrubbery creep me out.