Ted (merovingian) wrote,

This is

A friend told me about something that happened to her a few months ago when she was walking down the street.

She saw a cardboard box. A big one, like it was for a washing machine or something. She looked inside and saw a note. "Climb into the box" it read.

"The handwriting was so beautiful I figured something wonderful would happen. Now I'm waiting for further instructions."

"Okay," I told her, "But I'm really getting sick of bringing you food and fresh clothes."

Then someone in a fourth-story window above the sidewalk started throwing live sharks down at us.

Stupid stinky live sharks. There should be a law for this kind of situation, you know?
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