Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

Birthday Party Invite!

Hey everyone! I want to plan this in advance so y'all will have plenty of time. I'll be celebrating my 100th birthday on July 7, 2073. The party will be in a rented space station in LaGrange Point 5.

The theme of the party is "Paradise Under The Sea." Costumes, implants and temporary genmods encouraged!

Please leave your drama at the door.

If you can read this, you're invited.

Please respond by January 1, 2072, so I can make reservations.


Poll #515254 Répondez, S'il Vous Plaît

Will You Be Able To Attend?

Yes, in person.
28(56.0%)
Yes, by telepresence.
6(12.0%)
No, but please simulate my personality and send a transcript.
8(16.0%)
No, and please do not simulate my personality. I will request a transcript if I desire one.
0(0.0%)
Non-Boolean Reply (Mandated by Der es Salaam Conference 2048 Fuzzy Logic Manifesto)
8(16.0%)

Do you need to shuttle-share or piggyback by telepresence?

I am okay.
23(46.0%)
Shuttle-share.
11(22.0%)
Telepresence Piggyback.
9(18.0%)
Either.
7(14.0%)

Can you offer shuttle-share or piggyback telepresence?

I have a shuttle and can pick others up.
11(35.5%)
I don't mind running a piggyback telepresence.
15(48.4%)

Any particular food requirements?

Universal Digestion - I can eat any organic matter.
6(12.0%)
Vegetarian
3(6.0%)
Vegan
2(4.0%)
Fast-burning predator diet
6(12.0%)
Znufian Ascetic Fasting - I can only eat foods whose names end in a vowel.
4(8.0%)
Synthetic Cannibal
5(10.0%)
Photosynthetic Symbiotes - I need sunshine or a UV sunlamp please.
3(6.0%)
Lexivore - I can only eat words.
12(24.0%)
Exotic Diet (I will bring my own sustenance)
7(14.0%)
Exotic Diet (please specify below, or better yet, just don't come.)
2(4.0%)

Any suggestions for party games? Please remember that spin will give artificial half-Earth-standard gravity.

Please add 2073 birthday wishes here.




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