Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

I got woken up early this morning.

"I'm here to replace everything you own with salt," said the chipper 5 A.M. handyman who rang my doorbell.

"What?" I said groggily.

"Someone here ordered salt replacement."

It turned out it was my next door neighbor. But I let him replace everything with salt first, before I told him. Then I refused to pay.

I'm very devious.
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