Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

My Favorite Breakfast

Whenever I wake up in Las Vegas, my first thought is "What have I done wrong?"

Smuggling rare birds? Check.
Selling howitzers to kids? Check.
Stealing teeth? Check.
Drinking bathtub gin mixed with rhinoceros tranquilizer and a dash of weapons-grade plutonium? Check.
Defenestration? Check.
Aggressive Omphaloskepsis? Check.
Raising an army of robotic bee-apes? Cancelled due to weather.
Kidnapping psychopomps? Check.

What did I miss?
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 26 comments