Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

"What's this powder?" I asked the man at the health food store.

"Powdered authenticity," he said, "Sprinkle it on anything and you'll make it more authentic."

"Just food?" I asked. I was already concocting a plan involving Hostess products.

"No, anything. Keep it away from teddy bears and billboards, though."

I forget what happened after that. Sorry.
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