Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

I was walking to the store today when I saw a dog with a gun holster on its collar. A full gun holster - I'm guessing a .44 Colt.

The man behind the fruit stand said, "You are looking at that dog, too, yeah? He comes around here a lot."

"Yeah, it's pretty weird."

"I know!" said the man, "How does the dog manage to have such a healthy, shiny coat?"

"Uh, that's not it."

"What, then?"

"Why does that dog have a gun?"

The fruit vendor made a broad gesture. "Because this neighborhood is so dangerous!"

Then I bought some apples.
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