Ted (merovingian) wrote,

The Bossanova

The problem with living in a cave is that the acoustics are terrible. You cannot disco dance. You cannot do the watusi. You cannot do the Aqua Velva.

I was miserable for weeks in this cave until I spoke with an expert speleologist. "Oh, just do the bossanova," he said, "The acoustics of a cave are perfect for the bossanova."

Then an alien walked up and challenged my speleologist friend to a duel. He accepted, and the alien immediately shot him with some kind of science-fiction-lookin' ray gun.

The speleologist split in into two children when he was hit with the ray, and that was that.
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