Ted (merovingian) wrote,

Warning: This Post Does Not Contain Any Dinosaurs

I was hanging out with my friend Jeff, who is from the future. We got coffee at Starbucks, which is Jeff's favorite. Jeff handed me a doohickey that looks like two clear volleyballs filled with Kool-Aid, connected by a funnel.

"This will tell you whether you're really resting, or just running around in circles getting more frustrated," he said, "It's important to tell the difference, and sometimes it's really hard to tell."

"How does it work?" I said skeptically.

Jeff frowned. "You sound pessimistic about the future," he said, "Have you considered getting rose-colored LASIK surgery?"
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