"We have a different view of stress here," he said, "Rather than a biological or environmental reasons, we believe that stress is caused by demonic possession."
"Oh." I said.
"Don't worry, we don't do any kind of traditional exorcism," he said, "That would be weird."
I nodded blankly.
"We do jazzorcism here. It's a cool, jazzy way to drive away the demons of stress!"
So I threw eggs at him and ran away. I feel so much better now!