Verse Two: The municipal garbage company picks up the trash, but a separate truck picks up your Recycling. Your Recycling is taken to a Recycling Center.
Verse Three: At the Recycling Center, a Black-Winged Bird picks up your Recycling, piece by piece, and flies to the Mountain Beneath the Sea.
Verse Four: In the Mountain Beneath the Sea, your Recycling is judged, based on its materials, conditions, good deeds, sins and valour.
Verse Five: Recycling that is judged worthy is picked apart by the Black-Winged Bird, and rebuilt into new components of The Great Machine, which is what makes string theory and amino acids work.
Verse Six: Recycling that is judged unworthy is reborn into the world, as containers, furniture, clothing, industrial parts, and many other uses.
Verse Seven: If the Evil Giants ever discover the true name of the Black-Winged Bird, your Recycling will become vile, and ferocious, and hungry for the blood of humans.
Verse Eight: Be sure to put your Recycling where it belongs, or it will come for you on the terrible night when the Evil Giants discover that name.