Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

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Regarding "the Internet."

Typing all caps is the Internet equivalent of wearing a bright orange Hawaiian shirt.

Typing all lowercase is the Internet equivalent of waking someone up by cooking bacon downstairs so they smell it and get hungry.

Typing in half-uppercase, half-lowercase to show "wackiness" is the Internet equivalent of blisters.

Typing in special characters, like making sure that you spell café and amœba and jalapeño correctly, is the Internet equivalent of having thirty different kinds of tea in your cabinet.

Using multiple exclamation points is the Internet equivalent of mentioning that you're short on money so that a friend will offer to pay for your lunch.

Did balrogs in Tolkein have wings?

Yes
62(50.0%)
No
62(50.0%)

Which is better?

emacs
55(44.7%)
vi
68(55.3%)


(Nota Bene: If you don't have any opinion on either question, please pick whichever choice has fewer votes. A tie will therefore mean that no one cares.)
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