I went to the farmer's market today and bought some fruit. The grapes tasted like grape flavoring, not like grapes, the oranges tasted like orange flavoring, not like oranges, and the raspberries were bright blue. It all tasted good, just.... I don't know.
I tried a little of the orange peel.
I don't want to talk about exactly what happened, but now I can say with certainty that I'm not a robot.