Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
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Bread and Spiders

I was at lunch today at this place that serves these very flaky, big pastries. Like meat pies, only different.

My friend broke his open with a fork, and inside there was money. Instead of meat or vegetables, there were crumpled up dollar bills. I would have thought it would burn up during baking.

I eagerly broke my pastry open. Inside it was furry and black. A giant spider, far too large to fit in the pastry, unfolded itself and crawled out of the pastry, clearly agitated.
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