"But I have a bumper sticker warning!" I told the traffic patrolman, "It says, 'This vehicle makes random bursts of speed and wild swinging turns.' So it's legit. You can't blame me for it if I said I was going to do it, no matter what it is I do. You were warned!"
The patrolman just smiled and pointed to his own bumper sticker, "This vehicle randomly pulls people over for ticketing."