Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
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I mean it! I really do need some happy Weird and Gilly fanfic!


Poll #1144398 Choose Your Own Adventure For Someone Else

After the Spiders From Mars broke up, Weird became a....

...and Gilly became a ....

Weird and Gilly...

were very good friends.
2(8.0%)
were very good friends, and also probably aliens.
4(16.0%)
were very good friends, and also probably bisexual and androgynous with a lot of makeup.
13(52.0%)
(other - please keep secret from everyone)
6(24.0%)

One day Weird and Gilly...

walked in the park together and talked about old times.
0(0.0%)
discovered an even better lead singer who was just like Ziggy Stardust except he also stopped the world from ending.
1(4.0%)
uploaded their conscious minds into robot bodies and transcended the limits of flesh.
1(4.0%)
washed a car.
0(0.0%)
discovered clues and solved a mystery.
1(4.0%)
made friends with a yeti.
4(16.0%)
changed their names to sound more respectable, got haircuts and went back to college.
2(8.0%)
watched Amazon Women From The Moon.
0(0.0%)
wrote fanfic about people filling out a poll on LiveJournal.
2(8.0%)
realized that they had been monkeys all along.
1(4.0%)
met Luke Skywalker and Dana Scully and had a contest to see who was the best at playing the guitar.
2(8.0%)
were pseudonyms for Trevor Bolder and Woody Woodmansey.
1(4.0%)
realized they were fictional characters and made a plan to escape.
3(12.0%)
had some tasty pie.
2(8.0%)
wrestled each other for hours and hours and got all sweaty.
5(20.0%)

Then they met...

Matteo Ricci, Italian missionary and mathematician.
2(8.0%)
a sentient pot of boiling water.
8(32.0%)
the emacs text processor.
3(12.0%)
someone who claimed to be the reincarnation of Ziggy Stardust.
0(0.0%)
the ghost of Ben Franklin.
1(4.0%)
the ghost of Jimi Hendrix.
2(8.0%)
a friendly magical talking guitar.
1(4.0%)
a literal spider that was literally from Mars.
6(24.0%)
a cat-headed dark elf.
1(4.0%)

Gilly said...

Weird said...

Then they all...

solved Fermat's Last Theorem by using good dental hygeine.
1(4.0%)
ate Chinese food.
1(4.0%)
talked for a while about their feelings.
3(12.0%)
installed plasma cannons on their arms.
3(12.0%)
took up a life of piracy on the high seas.
3(12.0%)
cured the bubonic plague by using Fermat's Last Theorem.
0(0.0%)
realized a very important lesson about glam rock.
1(4.0%)
robbed jetpacks from the Air Force and went joyriding.
1(4.0%)
grew peacock feathers and unlocked their Davi forms.
1(4.0%)
went home and had warm cookies with milk.
2(8.0%)
interacted with David Bowie in some way that broke the fourth wall.
3(12.0%)
discovered a nest of spiders in their big glamrock hairdos!
0(0.0%)
cleaned up and lived right.
1(4.0%)
moved to a seastead with libertarian politics and free banking.
1(4.0%)
wrestled some more.
4(16.0%)

And they lived...

...happily ever after.
10(40.0%)
...happily, but not ever after.
10(40.0%)
...ever after, but not happily.
2(8.0%)
...neither happily nor ever after.
3(12.0%)


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