"What is it?" I asked, incredulously.
"Virtual virtual reality! VVR for short. You'll be immersed in a world filled with danger, adventure, and challenge, with lush visual effects, a star-studded soundtrack with all your favorite musicians that you can control, and a highly customizable script with millions of dialog options. With over seven hundred puzzles, thousands of special items and dozens of different character options that you discover during play, the possibilities are endless. Collect items! Develop new skills! Face chilling opponents!"
"It looks like a door frame," I grumbled.
"Yes, but once you step through, you'll be embarking on a sizzling award-winning puzzle roleplaying fantasy adventure."