Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

How to be a bank robber

1.

Synchronize your watches.
19(100.0%)

2.

Wear a nylon over your head.
2(10.5%)
Travel across America with a carnival of insects.
8(42.1%)
Tell everyone their name before you have even met them.
3(15.8%)
Wear what you like, you're a bank robber!
6(31.6%)

4.

Alter your DNA to remove any interfering phenotypes.
3(15.8%)
Learn rock n' roll from the back of a cereal box.
1(5.3%)
Forget that problem about how you'll probably get caught.
6(31.6%)
Play Russian Roulette with a golem.
2(10.5%)
Titrate hydrochloric acid and lye while whistling John Cage's 4'33".
7(36.8%)

5.

Channel the animal spirit of a fox. They are nimble and clever.
1(5.3%)
Channel the animal spirit of a lolcat. They can haz cheezburger.
3(15.8%)
Channel the animal spirit of a naked mole rat. They can chew through concrete.
2(10.5%)
Channel the animal spirit of a giant mole rat. They are surprisingly adorable.
0(0.0%)
Channel the animal spirit of a human being. They can use tools and reason.
4(21.1%)
Do not channel an animal spirit. Wear a stylish fedora instead.
9(47.4%)

6.

Find out everything you can about the guards, or at least everything you can find out with a quick Google search.
4(21.1%)
Find out everything you can about the giant mole rats, or at least everything you can find out with a quick Google search.
1(5.3%)
Find out everything you can about szinich, or at least everything you can find out with a quick Google search.
2(10.5%)
Find out everything you can about a better LJ name than "merovingian" or at least everything you can find out with a quick Google search.
2(10.5%)
Do some kind of bank-robbing thing, maybe?
10(52.6%)

8.

Have a nice root beer float. Maybe with a cherry on top.
5(26.3%)
Be a robot all along.
5(26.3%)
Send minions instead.
8(42.1%)
Get eaten by a preying mantis.
1(5.3%)
Make a sandwich out of lace and lettuce.
0(0.0%)

9.

Don't actually rob a bank because that would be illegal.
17(100.0%)
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