Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
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Class Report: Week One

Oh man. I started that class today, on how to evolve into my advanced monster form. I'm so excited. The teacher seems like kind of a taskmaster, but she also really knows the subject and makes it interesting to students. High expectations; you know the kind.

She didn't do the standard first-session gladhandling. We went straight to practicals: how to smell fear.

It turns out fear smells like huge torrents of fresh rain with a slim hint of pomegranate. Who knew?
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