Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

I traded taste buds with a monkey. The surgery was kind of awkward for both of us, but wow! Everything tastes so much better when you're a monkey.

(The monkey asked me to switch taste buds because he just got a space ship that runs by taste. All the controls are keyed for humans.)

Yes, bananas are good, but actually I like all kinds of foods better. They're all so very monkeylicious now.

Also, it's fun to say monkeylicious when the words taste different in your mouth.
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