Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

Two years later.

I'd like answers, please!

Imagine, if you will, that you emitted radio waves that caused all remote-unlocking car doors in your presence to unlocked themselves. This happened without your control or consent. What would you do?

Become a car thief.
3(7.7%)
Apologetically lock car doors whenever I could.
5(12.8%)
Contact scientific establishments and try to understand this talent.
7(17.9%)
Avoid the presence of cars.
2(5.1%)
Go about my daily life, as I would otherwise, and ignore all but the worst potential damage I may inadvertently cause.
8(20.5%)
Try to become a high-tech celebrity.
3(7.7%)
Try to become a high-tech superhero, but fail.
5(12.8%)
Go mad.
2(5.1%)
Do something else, which I'll specify in comments.
2(5.1%)
Do something else, which I'll specify in French in comments.
2(5.1%)

Now let's assume that you foolishly chose to become a car thief for two years. You finally realize how risky and underachieving your lifestyle has been, but every time you pass a car, it's just another temptation to make easy money. How would you try to quit?

What do you think are your chances of success, in percentage?

Mean: 65.64 Median: 70 Std. Dev 27.72
0
0(0.0%)
10
1(2.6%)
20
1(2.6%)
30
7(17.9%)
40
2(5.1%)
50
3(7.7%)
60
4(10.3%)
70
5(12.8%)
80
3(7.7%)
90
4(10.3%)
100
9(23.1%)

Among those listed in the past 2 months, what is your favorite sense?

Proprioception
9(22.5%)
Smell
2(5.0%)
Tactility
6(15.0%)
Justice
7(17.5%)
Taste
3(7.5%)
Sound
1(2.5%)
Time
6(15.0%)
Vision
6(15.0%)

Among those listed in the past 2 months, what is your least favorite sense?

Proprioception
3(7.5%)
Smell
5(12.5%)
Tactility
1(2.5%)
Justice
16(40.0%)
Taste
2(5.0%)
Sound
1(2.5%)
Time
12(30.0%)
Vision
0(0.0%)

On a completely unrelated note, wanna buy any of the fine used goods below, dirt cheap? Check all that apply.

car stereo
0(0.0%)
gym bag full of gaming books
3(9.7%)
croquet set
2(6.5%)
laptop computer
3(9.7%)
assorted loose CDs
1(3.2%)
garment bag with clothes in it
1(3.2%)
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