Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

too many

At my local mall they have a new monster shop that sells monsters.

I bought them in bulk because they're cheaper that way, but now I have too many! They are adorable, but destructive and man-hungry and fierce. Most have claws or fangs or both. Except the one that's made of glass. Some of them burrow through wood and stone like it was water. They also roll their eyes and nosh their teeth.

Anyone looking to adopt? I totally have too many!

(EDIT: I was very tired when I wrote this, because of a day full of monsters. I meant that they gnash their teeth, not nosh. Of course, some of them are very hungry and probably nosh their teeth too. Especially the one with all the rows of shark teeth. They grow back, and I think she eats her own teeth for sport.)
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