Ted (merovingian) wrote,

At 11:23 PM tonight, sixty-two Romain legionnaires, all in arms and armor, burst into my apartment.

The leader among them pointed a bronze gladius at my face and said in English: "Why doesn't Highway 17 have street lights the whole way over the Santa Cruz Mountains? The cost would pay for itself within a year by the reduction in accidents."

I didn't know the answer so I ran away out the back door.

Anyone know how to remove sixty-two Roman legionnaires from an apartment?
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