Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
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"These muffins are alive," the doctors told me.

They looked like regular inert muffins to me.

But no, the biologists and medical xenologists insisted: these muffins were sentient on a subatomic level, composed of self-aware fermions. Some of the self-aware fermions were also intensely self-conscious, the biologists said with polite sympathy.

"Can't we just go to another breakfast place then?" I asked.

And that turned out to be the best plan.
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