Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
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I walked in and ordered a Guinness the woman behind the counter scowled at me and asked, "Depends. Is your name Bartholemew?"

She was carrying a big dangerous scythe.

"No," I said, "It's Ted. Why?"

She replied, "I'm the Bartender."
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