Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

After you have finished reading Snakes, please complete these five questions to test your reading comprehension. You have 35 minutes.

Poll #1383917 Test Your Reading Comprehension!

The narrator of this piece is most likely ________________.

angry that Samuel L. Jackson did not sign his autograph.
4(12.1%)
confused about the difference between snakes and beetles.
4(12.1%)
250 Ok
8(24.2%)
sanguine by comparison.
17(51.5%)

A good alternate title for this piece would be ________________.

Why I Squandered My Summer Before It Began
5(15.2%)
Every Crime Has A Soundtrack
4(12.1%)
All Chromed Out (with Zeroes & Ones)
12(36.4%)
The Best Hedgehog Never Needs Justification
12(36.4%)

The narrator filled the Internet with snakes because ____________.

the reader was unable to do so his/herself.
5(15.2%)
the narrator is secretly Samuel L. Jackson.
11(33.3%)
apologies are heavier than gravity.
7(21.2%)
when anointed with honey, we can only see our own shadow.
10(30.3%)

After making apologies, what solution might the narrator propose?

Ice cream.
15(45.5%)
SMTP over TLS communications.
4(12.1%)
An invitation to see the Beatles.
11(33.3%)
Fighting a schoolyard bully by biting and scratching.
3(9.1%)

Please write a brief twelve word essay describing two major thematic elements of this piece.

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