The narrator of this piece is most likely ________________.
angry that Samuel L. Jackson did not sign his autograph.
confused about the difference between snakes and beetles.
sanguine by comparison.
A good alternate title for this piece would be ________________.
Why I Squandered My Summer Before It Began
Every Crime Has A Soundtrack
All Chromed Out (with Zeroes & Ones)
The Best Hedgehog Never Needs Justification
The narrator filled the Internet with snakes because ____________.
the reader was unable to do so his/herself.
the narrator is secretly Samuel L. Jackson.
apologies are heavier than gravity.
when anointed with honey, we can only see our own shadow.
After making apologies, what solution might the narrator propose?
SMTP over TLS communications.
An invitation to see the Beatles.
Fighting a schoolyard bully by biting and scratching.
Please write a brief twelve word essay describing two major thematic elements of this piece.