Ted ([info]merovingian) wrote,
@ 2009-05-19 22:16:00
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Anaesthetic is an aesthetic
Here is what they told me at the cafeteria:

1. Every really good musician has their best songs and their so-so songs. You know, art does not thrive in consistency -- without risk it goes stale.

2. At the same time, music is different for the musician and the audience. A musician will have his or her favorite songs, and the audience will have their favorite songs. Sometimes a song is less satisfying to make but more satisfying for an audience. Sometimes a musician's best beloved song will be obscure and never receive much critical or fan base appeal.

3. This particular musician -- the one who will be playing at the cafeteria -- is notable for a three reasons. The first reason was that his favorite music and his audience's favorite music are inverse. He only likes what the audience considers a bomb, and vice versa. Watching his concert is a zero sum game of enjoyment between musician and audience.

4. The second notable thing about this musician is his feelings. Most musicians are notable because they have feelings and a guitar. This musician also has feelings and a guitar. But his set of feelings are untranslatable to others. He doesn't ever feel happy or sad or curious or angry. He feels fembly, or vabtose, or palernous or trank. No, I can't define those words. No, they can't be described as similar to any emotions that you or I know. Through a combination of unusual nutrition, very bad excercise, paint, and genetic mutation, this musician's set of emotions do not intersect the feelings or language of any other human being. He is very good at describing them, I suppose, but I still have no words or explanation besides that which I have already given.

5. He also has a guitar, but it is completely normal, and not one of the three reasons why this particular musician is notable.

6. I was an obstruction to commerce, and could I please stop asking so many questions and finish my purchase so the people in line behind me could get their food too? Seriously.

7. I never did find out the third reason why this particular musician was notable.


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[info]das_prompt
2009-05-20 06:22 am UTC (link)
Genius.

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[info]merovingian
2009-05-20 06:41 am UTC (link)
Thanks! But maybe I just wrote it so that this page would come up first on Google searches for "vabtose."

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[info]ambug666
2009-05-20 01:39 pm UTC (link)
Comes up 4th for me. You need more hits.

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[info]merovingian
2009-05-20 05:55 pm UTC (link)
The first thing that comes up for me is "Did you mean something that's an actual word instead of this made-up nonsense?"

But then after that, the first result for the actual word "vabtose" is this page.

Could you, ah, please Google-Bomb this page so it shows up first for vabtose?

(Also, everyone else reading this, too?)

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[info]marialuminous
2009-05-20 06:34 am UTC (link)
The best description I could find for palernous was "the satisfaction of knowing that one's accomplishments have indirectly led to obstructions of commerce". But it couldn't have actually been anything like satisfaction, because I understand feeling satisfied, but I could never comprehend how it feels to feel palernous.

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[info]merovingian
2009-05-20 06:43 am UTC (link)
I'm listening to his song, "My Eternal Palernity," and satisfaction isn't quite right.

But it's definitely something about obstructing commerce!

Man, I love that song, too. It's too bad the musician doesn't like it.

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[info]derekja
2009-05-20 10:06 am UTC (link)
Notable, but not entirely unique. There's a Scandanavian band that shares many of the same attributes, but they also sing in a language that only the band members speak. Apparently indescribable emotions are more easily conveyed in incomprehensible dialects.

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[info]merovingian
2009-05-20 05:45 pm UTC (link)
How are they, musically?

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[info]merovingian
2009-05-20 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Also, are they twins?

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[info]aleph
2009-05-20 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Hm. I've actually seen something like 4. before here in Seattle, and I figured out that her emotions aren't actually untranslatable. It's that she has a weird ontology and mostly false beliefs. Maybe that's what's happening to your guy?

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[info]merovingian
2009-05-20 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, that could be! Sadly, I'm not allowed in the cafeteria any more.

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[info]kathryn_aka_kat
2009-05-20 06:26 pm UTC (link)
What about people who are vabtose-intolerant? I'm not, but is there something they can take to help?

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[info]merovingian
2009-05-20 07:21 pm UTC (link)
Vabtase, I suppose?

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[info]kathryn_aka_kat
2009-05-20 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Works for me. :-)

What also would work for me is a definition of "vabtose" as a combination of vapid, rabid, obtuse, and lachrymose: "having the intense urge to weep loudly in circumstances (deliberately?) insenstive to others, for no good reason."

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[info]merovingian
2009-05-20 09:13 pm UTC (link)
It's like a brobdignagian portmanteau!

(A brobmanteau, if you will.)

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[info]asakiyume
2009-05-24 08:18 pm UTC (link)
brobmanteau! I could wear one of those.

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[info]asakiyume
2009-05-24 08:17 pm UTC (link)
Your friend [info]kathryn_aka_kat linked to this entry, and I love it, especially:

Watching his concert is a zero sum game of enjoyment between musician and audience.

Awesome :D

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[info]merovingian
2009-05-29 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Yay!

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