"Well, that just means you need a better rhyming slang," I replied happily.
Step One: Okay, first start with your actual word.
Step Two: Now, take another word that rhymes with the word from Step One.
Step Three: Okay, next, pick a synonym of the word from Step Two.
Step Four: Now, think of a vaguely common-ish phrase that rhymes with the word from Step Three.
Step Five: Good! Now just keep the first word of the phrase from Step Four.
Step Six: Now just pick a totally unrelated word.
Step Seven: Now pick a word that describes a positive trait for a robot.
Step Eight: Now... oh, man. I totally lost my place. Drat. Okay, um, combine the words from steps Five through Seven into one single really long word.
Step Nine: Are you still with me? Pick a word that rhymes with that last one. That's your rhyming slang for the word from Step One.
(Please note: my next post will be written using Mole-People Rhyming Slang. I'll try to incorporate as much rhyming slang as I can.)