Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

Apotheosis Spam

Geez. I get all these stupid spam letters. This one says:

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A somewhat cynical concept of Voudoun is the idea of the "working loa". Just as the creator diety is seen as omnipotent but distant and unapproachable compared to the loa (spirit gods), there are lesser loa, far weaker than the big names like Ogoun, Yemaya, and Agwe. These loa, however, are receiver more and more attention, since they are more willing to perform miracles in exchange for worship. These loa, still revered as dieties but acknowledged as less powerful than the major loa, are called "working loa".

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This is the fourth darn apotheosis letter I've gotten this week. Do they think I'll believe this kind of thing?
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