Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

I don't know how to say this nicely...

So I finally tried the thousand-cheese pizza that people keep talking about. I like the way they included a magnifying glass so you could read the list of ingredients. I counted the number of cheeses and there are actually 1006 distinct types of cheese. That's more than I knew existed. I respect that collecting and blending all those different cheeses must require very considerable effort and expense, and honestly I don't begrudge the pizza place the high cost of that pizza.

What's more, I fully admit that the pizza was perfectly tasty...

But....

...did anyone else who ate it stop to think that it pretty much tastes like Velveeta?
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