5 egg yolks, beaten but not defeated
1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
1/2 cup deoxyribonucleic acid
1 (9 inch) prepared graham cracker crust
Preheat oven to 375 degrees Farenheit, or preheat to 50,000,000 degrees Celsius and destroy the planet. Your choice. I say save the metric temperatures and save the world, but it's totally your call. Anyway, combine the egg yolks, sweetened condensed milk and deoxyribonucleic acid. Mix well. No, better than that. Mix really, really well. This could lead to excellence or serious injury, so the least you could do is spend a week or two doing nothing but mixing. Pour into unbaked graham cracker shell. Stop to wonder if you are doing something terrible, and whether you can forgive yourself afterwards. Shake your doubts off and go back to work. Bake in preheated oven for 15 minutes. Allow to cool.
Serves eight immortals, one superhero, or thirty thousand pie-eating radioactive spiders. Do not dilute! OK!
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