Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

Anything you thought was funny at age ten, you now find tiresome.

I went to the deli today, and ordered a sandwich which contained, as an ingredient, all sandwiches that do not contain themselves.

The cashier said, "Sorry, we're all out."

Instead, I ordered a felafel sandwich.

The cashier said, "Nope, we don't have any tahini sauce, and I wouldn't insult you by serving a felafel sandwich without tahini."

Instead, I ordered the soup.

The cashier said, "I broke into your family's house several times this year, and stole photographs of you as a child. I had the copy shop blow them up to poster size. They are the only decoration in my apartment, which is also devoid of furniture. I hope that's not creepy."

Instead, I ordered just a caesar salad.

The cashier said, "Coming right up!"

Poll #39604 The Merovingian LiveJournal Home Game!

I broke into your family's house several times this year, and stole photographs of you as a child. I had the copy shop blow them up to poster size. They are the only decoration in my apartment, which is also devoid of furniture. I hope that's not creepy."

No, that's fine.
2(5.3%)
Actually, that's pretty creepy.
12(31.6%)
I'm not mad, but don't do it again.
6(15.8%)
Instead, I would like the caesar salad.
5(13.2%)
Other (specify below)
13(34.2%)
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