Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

How to Attain Enlightenment

1. Sit crosslegged in a quiet, comfortable room, wearing loose-fitting, comfortable clothing.

2. Get small.

3. Do that thing that people do right before they attain enlightenment.

4. Ponder a large body of deep song lyrics.

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