Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

My Christmas List

If you're wondering what to get me, here's some suggestions:

- Albania
- a gift basket containing all gifts which do not contain themselves
- Tetrachromat status.
- Henry Ford's dying breath
- a goblet made from Patsy Cline's skull
- the number 6
- a moral dilemma
- a tense agreement with the Mafia
- fruitcake in the shape of a Klein bottle
- pirates
- ninjas
- a box which has a 70% chance of containing a warthog and a 30% chance of containing a tiny black hole, with probability not resolved until the box is opened
- hiccups (size Small)
- loudness (size XXXL)
- poetry about past failed romances (as comments to this journal)
- more chili recipes!
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