Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

Saturday Morning Coffee Table Event

I don't know why I kept feeding that black widow growth serums. It was a bad idea.

I rolled up a big newspaper and got ready to smack it to destruction. The thigns was too poisononous to live.

Then it talked. I hate it when spiders try to talk me out of squishing them.

"How will history remember you?" asked the spider.

"I don't care," I said, "I won't be around for it."

The spider twitched its mandibles wryly, "You may be around much later than you think."

And then I...

And then I...

...squished it.
17(41.5%)
...let it go.
5(12.2%)
(OTHER)
19(46.3%)

(List other here. Please remember to include the "..." because those are important.)

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