I don't want to be laughed at by an imaginary horse
I was at the Post Street Theatre in San Francisco, being disturbed and amused by THWAK, a mime show with sound, when I felt something brushing my legs. It was a snake with a human head, asking if I was the character from Matrix Reloaded.
"Yes," I replied. "Specifically, I'm one of the evil robots in the background."
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and take names," said the serpent, swaggering.