I opened the trunk, and found a watermelon there.
The watermelon cracked open two eyes and huge, melon-red mouth, forming a large and disproportionate face.
It sneered at me, with cold, refreshing judgement, and said, "I am appalled."
I sneered at him and said, You're in no place to judge, watermelon."
The watermelon just said "Apocolocyntosis" and that was that.