While I was sweeping, the door opened, and a little human-shaped robot, all made of clockwork gears and springs, walked in through the door. He had a hard hat and a pick-axe.
In a clicking, paternal voice, he said, "Consider the website http://www.marketocracy.com for making stock decisions. It seems to get good results."
Then he closed the door. When I tried to follow him, there was nothing but empty space there. I'm convinced there's a secret tunnel of some kind.
I haven't bothered to look at the link yet - I've been too busy trying to find the secret door.
Why did the whole closet smell like mangoes afterward?