Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

New LiveJournal Interface

I'm tinkering around with the user interface, and found some interesting features:

- The new calendar interface is all in metric, French Revolution style.
- The color scheme includes ultraviolet spectrum images only chickens can see.
- Content filters automatically lend a poetic significance to everything you post.
- Brazil is now an island.
- Special JavaScript responds to the motions of your eyes to make sure you never see the nasty things other users are saying about you.
- Frank the Goat has joined the Priory of Zion.
- When you smear the monitor with butter, others around you get even more annoyed than they would have with the previous interface.
- If you read old entries very closely, you'll find a hidden cypher with a recipe for really good chili.
- Update journal now corrects you if you keep saying the same thing in different ways.
- Rather than sorting by interests, you can sort by disinterests.
- You have been changed into a fictional entity.
- Dropdown boxes now drop down faster.

Please submit chili recipes.

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