Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

I Always Obey All Bumper Stickers

The text on the bumper sticker: "Start Seeing Motorcycles"

Since that day, they have been everywhere. Motorcycles on the street, at my home, in the air, in my soup.

It's getting hard to tell what is a motorcycle and what is real. I wish I could come across a bumper sticker that said "Stop Seeing Motorcycles Unless They Are Really There"

I would also like to see bumper stickers that say "Ithaca is NOT Gorges" and "Abstain From Bertha's Muscles" and "I Did Not See The Mystery Spot" becuase I believe that balance and debate brings vigor.
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