"I need you to track down someone for me," I said dramatically.
The woman behind the desk gave me a form to fill out.
I ignored the forms.
"The English language has some words that don't rhyme with anything else in the language. Orange. Silver. Month. Purple. I need to know the man who's responsible for so many of them being colors!"
The secretary looked at me blankly. "We don't generally work on that kind of case."
"I'll double your usual rate."
They took the deal.
Six days later, I got results.