Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

The Imperial Stormtrooper Academy of Marksmanship

I don't know if I was sleep-walking, or someone was playing a practical joke, or fell asleep there and forgot, or what, but I woke up this morning on top of a telephone pole. The trouble is, I am clumsy and afraid of heights.

So, I asked myself "What would a hummingbird do in a situation like this?"

And then I did the exact opposite.

It turned out perfectly! And I got a free pizza out of it!
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