Ted (merovingian) wrote,

"Time zones are a myth," said the vending machine. "People in New York are just more prompt and industrious than people in California, by three whole hours. But New Yorkers are five hours lazier than British people, who are, in turn, seven hours lazier than people in Hong Kong. People in Pacific Islands are either very lazy or very, very industrious, depending on which side of the International Laziness Line they're on."

"Actually," I said awkwardly, "I really just wanted an orange soda."

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