Ted (merovingian) wrote,


I was downtown with my friend Max, seeking the Four Ninja Food Groups: Eggroll, Bagel, Cookie and Vengeance. I knew just the place to go, and there was a parking space there.

Actually, I just lied; there was no parking space there, but there should have been. So we went to the park instead, hoping to find a ninja to help us get dinner. Instead we found a man sitting on a bench, next to a cardboard stand-up of George Washington.

"George Washington says you both need to do the watusi," he said.

I don't know how to do the watusi, but I sure didn't want to go against the wishes of a Founding Father. Max did the watusi a lot better. When we were done dancing, the man was gone. So was George Washington. We did find some cookies, though, so it was a good night.

Test Your Understanding! What kind of cookies were they?

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