Actually, I just lied; there was no parking space there, but there should have been. So we went to the park instead, hoping to find a ninja to help us get dinner. Instead we found a man sitting on a bench, next to a cardboard stand-up of George Washington.
"George Washington says you both need to do the watusi," he said.
I don't know how to do the watusi, but I sure didn't want to go against the wishes of a Founding Father. Max did the watusi a lot better. When we were done dancing, the man was gone. So was George Washington. We did find some cookies, though, so it was a good night.
Test Your Understanding! What kind of cookies were they?