Ted (merovingian) wrote,


"First, we lurk in hiding near the watering hole. Then, when they come, we drop from above, wrapping around them and crushing their spines and ribcages, killing them instantly and painlessly. Then we'll dislocate our massive jaws, swallow them whole. We can then fall into a torpid state and spend days digesting them."

"Look, I don't think this is a good business plan for a B2B eCommerce portal for construction companies, guys," I protested.

"Why not? It's viral marketing!"

There's a point where someone is so wrong you just can't talk to them reasonably. At least the meeting had bagels and fresh coffee.

"Well," I muttered awkwardly, "for one thing, we won't get much repeat business."

"What if we used pop-up ads?"

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