Ted (merovingian) wrote,

What a tough week I've had!

"This pasta is sentient and hostile to humankind!" I told the waiter.

"It's just a bowl of pasta," he said.

"No. I mean it. The rotelli. The sauce. The capers. The unique chemistry. It's interacting in complex ways. Complex enough to reach the level of sapience... but not sapience in a human way."

We left the restaurant in a hurry. It's still there, plotting, watching.

The restaurant was closed down by the National Forestry Service two days later. No one explained why.

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