Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

The Hour of Dust

I sometimes get sloppy with taking care of my automobile. It's a source of embarassment to me.

This morning, someone had traced out words in the dust on the back windshield: WASH ME

"Okay, I will," I said, idly, under my breath.

Then, below, more words appeared, traced out in the dust:
THANK YOU
I HAVE ASKED SO MANY PEOPLE AND NO ONE HAS HELPED
MY BRAINDEAD BODY IS IN THE COUNTY HOSPITAL

"Uh, and you want me to wash you?"

YES
I AM AN OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE GHOST
THE NURSES ARE SO LAZY SOMETIMES
WASH ME
PLEASE

I learned something from this: I have a very large back windshield!
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