So, yeah, moving has been going badly.
But, just in the past hour, it got better! My friend Tony owns a giant robot, and he offered to help.
It was pretty easy! His giant robot just ripped my own apartment from where it stood, carried it to the new location, and set it down there. And, because he's such a precise pilot, the lemonade I had sitting on the table inside didn't even spill.
Thanks Tony! You are a lifesaver! I mean that in the classic, Shakespearian sense, too.