Ted (merovingian) wrote,

Birthday Kindness!

My super-nice co-workers made a plate of exotic cheeses for my birthday!

It was delicious, but let me tell you this: Camembert and Gatorade do not mix.

I mean, they taste bad together, but that's not the real problem. Apparently, it causes major economic changes as well. My bank account is now filled with millions of ants, instead of money. I tried using three separate automatic ATM teller machines, and they all just flooded the area with ants. I called my bank and they confirmed it, but they wouldn't help. "Did you eat Camembert with Gatorade?" they said, half-question, half-accusation.

Don't mix Camembert with Gatorade, folks.
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