Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

(And also, the name is sexist.)

"Terrible Secrets Man Was Not Meant To Know" is perhaps my least favorite store ever.

The prices are a travesty, the staff never answer questions except to whisper in dread, the hours are irregular and often thoroughly disconnected from normal linear time, there's never any sales, there's a constant distant howling noise, the decor is bland and unpleasant, and the merchandise is unwholesome, grotesque, loathesome and rubbery.

So why can't I stop myself from shopping there?
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